You know what June is about?
Getting ready for July and August.
Think about it. If you do seasonal work, by June you better be working on having a sweet summer job. If you burn easily, you better get a base tan and get used to throwing on sunscreen every time you leave your abode (even if it is just your left arm to avoid the dreaded Driver's Tan). If you are cheap and hate turning on your air-conditioning, you better get used to the heat slow and gradual-like because if you start cranking it up June 2, there'll be no money for ice-cream and sno-cones come August.
You know what June is not about?
I'll get back on it, I swear.